Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
The NPS has gotten me laid twice in the past week. What do I owe you both, or is this more of a public service?
We do this, not for any reward or accolade, we do it because it’s the right thing to do.
Asked by Anonymous Anonymous
Hi! Do either (or both) of you have a gay twin brother?
Hey, sorry we do not have twins, or brothers who resemble us an any way. BUT! Have no fear, we are meeting with the people from http://www.realdoll.com/ to discuss the licensing of our likenesses. So for a few thousand dollars you can keep me in your closet and convince me to just to try it and see how it feels any time you want!
Notorious Party Boy Style…
NEVER wear a Morrissey t-shirt to Morrissey night! But DO wear a Morrissey shirt when you DJ an uninhabitable pool party in Las Vegas! You’ll be sure to attract that one girl that ‘just knows’ she’s cool and you won’t have to take DJ Ross One up on the blowey he’s offering.
